Tell me a yoke!

The girls are into jokes, or, as they say, “yokes.” They’re always asking us to tell them a yoke, but my joke stash is limited. I have a few favorites:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be BAGELS.

They like knock-knock jokes too, but I only know a couple:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Why you crying?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
You sound like an owl!

I went online to www.knock-knock-joke.com and found some good ones I’m going to teach them:

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce, who?
Lettuce in and you will find out!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep! beep!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
I see your underwear.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

I could go on and on!

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