The girls are into jokes, or, as they say, “yokes.” They’re always asking us to tell them a yoke, but my joke stash is limited. I have a few favorites:
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be BAGELS.
They like knock-knock jokes too, but I only know a couple:
I went online to www.knock-knock-joke.com and found some good ones I’m going to teach them:
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Who Who Who!
Amosquito bit me!
Lettuce in and you will find out!
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Cargo beep! beep!
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
No, Cow go MOO!!!
I see your underwear.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
I could go on and on!